Instead, he walked over and put his arm around me.
“Claire’s right,” he said. “Stop calling me for things around your house. If something breaks, use one of those numbers.”
Vanessa’s face went red.
I didn’t make a speech.
I took Irvin’s hand.
And we went home.
For about forty minutes, I felt fantastic.
Then I started wondering what Vanessa would do after being embarrassed in front of half the neighborhood.
I got my answer quickly.
First came petty complaints.
Irvin mowing the lawn at noon.
Our trash cans supposedly being visible from the street.
Annoying.
But harmless.
Then the letter arrived.
I stood in my kitchen and read it twice.
My home bakery had to stop operating immediately pending a compliance review.
I had permits.
I had passed inspections.
But after several frantic phone calls, I discovered one problem.
The converted garage itself had never received final approval for commercial use.
Irvin had renovated it years earlier.
A contractor handled the paperwork.
Both of us had assumed everything was complete.
It wasn’t.
“I thought it was done,” Irvin said, staring at the letter.
“I know.”
That was what made Vanessa dangerous.
She hadn’t invented the problem.
She had found a real one.
I had a wedding cake for sixty guests due in nine days.
A corporate order for two hundred cookies right after that.
Ingredients were already purchased.
Deposits had already been used for supplies.
And suddenly, my ovens were useless.
That evening, Vanessa appeared on our porch carrying a bottle of wine.
“I’ve come to make you an offer.”
Irvin folded his arms.
“Get to the point.”
Vanessa looked at me.
“Tell everyone you lied.”
I stared at her.
“What?”
“Tell the neighborhood you misunderstood an innocent friendship. Admit you humiliated me because you were jealous. Then apologize publicly.”
“No.”
Irvin stepped forward.
“Leave.”
Vanessa smiled.
“You have until tomorrow morning to reconsider.”
She left the bottle on the railing and walked home.
The door had barely closed when Irvin rubbed both hands over his face.
“Don’t get angry, but maybe we should think about it.”
I stared at him.
“We know the truth,” he said. “She knows the truth. Why risk losing six years of your work over an apology nobody important would believe?”
“Because if I do that, she learns she can hurt us until we say whatever she wants.”
“And if you don’t, you could lose your business.”
Neither of us was completely wrong.
That was the worst part.
